i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
