no one should ever give us hovercrafts
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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