Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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