i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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