Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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