i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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