so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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