he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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