So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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