I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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