I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I would fuck him just for his dog
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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