I like my sex mixed with concussions.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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