Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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