jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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