We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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