It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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