i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
