Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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