Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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