she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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