What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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