how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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