I'm lost and stupid without you.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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