I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
dude. I can hear the air.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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