This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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