she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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