who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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