Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
why is half of my head shaved?
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