I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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