Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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