I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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