yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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