i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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