Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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