My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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