I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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