I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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