You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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