I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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