I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
