i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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