real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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