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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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