I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
