I accidentally had phone sex last night
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Drunk is a universal language darling
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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