I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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