bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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