you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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