The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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