things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
